Perm Chimera - 31.4% THC

100%. No mids, no mystery. Every nug you see is exactly what shows up at your door—sticky, loud, and hand-selected for quality. We post real photos and videos of each strain so you know what you're getting before you click. Trust the pics, then trust your high.

Yep. We only carry federally compliant, Farm Bill-certified THCa products. That means it's hemp-derived, under 0.3% Delta-9 THC, and fully legal to ship straight to your door in most states. Light it up and let it convert legally to THC—no sketchy loopholes, just smart plant science.

Fast-fast. Orders go out same or next business day, and typically arrive in 2-3 days. Discreet, secure, and packed fresh—because waiting on fire shouldn’t feel like forever.

Locked down. We never store or share your personal info. No data games, no spam, no third-party nonsense. You're here for the good-good—not to get your info passed around.

Exactly. What you see is what lands in your jar. We shoot fresh content of every batch so you're shopping the real deal. No surprises, just top-shelf quality every time.

Absolutely. Every product page has downloadable lab results for that specific batch. You can also hit up https://topshelfexotics.com/pages/coa for full COA access. We don’t just talk clean—we prove it.

Yep. We send out exclusive weekly promos and early access drops through email only. Tap in to the list and don’t miss out—especially on limited heat.

Because of the nature of the product, all sales are final. But if something's off, we always make it right. Just reach out—we're real people, and we stand behind the product.

Live chat's open during business hours and we usually reply fast. After hours? Drop your message or hit us at support@topshelfexotics.com —we got you first thing when we’re back.

Don't be shy. Live chat with us or shoot over an email. We’re always here to help you find your next favorite strain.